| Ryedale Table Tennis League |
Have you got a heavier bat, man? (Frank Zappa)
That kid's hair really needs cutting (Camilla)
Sorry Santa, that white beard's illegal (Ginger Rogers)
I'll be back - with an even bigger bat (Arnie)
Hey, I must try that against Tom Needham (Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd)
Now that's what I call a kitchen table... (Billy Jean King)
And you complain about Coneysthorpe? (Chairman Mao)
Nice shot, but why are we playing with an apple? (Luciano Pavarotti)
Even his grip's revolutionary... (Fidel Castro)
Are you sure we're meant to play with beans? (Ronaldo)
The service action's suspect but the dress is fabulous (Betty Grable)
The ball is out there somewhere... (Keanu Reeves)
I think the ball needs chicken out... (Popeye)
Are those pimples legal? (Christina Aguilera)
One demonstrates the royal ramrod backhand...
What, you need a table as well? (Denis Law and Jimmy Johnstone)